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Rugilė, Džiugas and Kristijonas are finally in stock. One of each, delivered anywhere.

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Rugilė

1 €
Blond hairBlue eyesNose ringBlue hoodieWhite jeansVans
Free shipping · 1 in stock
6-7 certified

Džiugas

🫴67 €🫴
BrunetteGreen eyesSeptumEarringsZip-up hoodiePlaid baggy pants
Free shipping · 1 in stock
All black

Kristijonas

41 €
Black hairBrown eyesBlack shirtBaggy blue jeansBlack shoes
Free shipping · 1 in stock

Tech specs

Measured in a lab. The lab was a group chat.

Rugilė

Screen timeLimit broken
Daily limit was 2h. She passed it before breakfast.
Easy to ragebaitExtremely
One word is enough. Sometimes zero.
Hitting peopleFrequent
Target: always your arm.
Vibes97%

Džiugas

Rizz0,02%
Scientists are still looking for it.
Aura94%
Says "6-7" per day6 767
Pant bagginessMaximum

Kristijonas

Drip100%
Mystery91%
Chill88%
Colors owned1 (black)

Get the whole squad

Rugilė, Džiugas and Kristijonas, delivered together in one very large box.

1 € + 67 € + 41 € = 109 €
109 €

Reviews

4.9 average from people who definitely exist.

★★★★★

Ordered Rugilė for 1 €. Arrived in a blue hoodie, hit me on the arm, left. Worth it.

Mama, Vilnius
★★★★★

Džiugas said "6-7" at the door and hasn't stopped since. Pants are very baggy.

Tomas, Kaunas
★★★★☆

Kristijonas is great. Asked if he owns any colors. He does not.

Grandma, Klaipėda

Contact the seller

Questions about your order? Message Rugilė.

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Also available: a pen

A normal pen. Writes things. Purple. Honestly the most useful item in this shop.

3 €